Just getting a chance to read the owner's manual for my new Viza Tank 50QT-9 was almost worth the price of the scooter itself. This is a great example of Chinglish. What is it that is so difficult about translating asian languages into English? Can someone explain that to me? Here are a few select pages, but make no mistake, every single page of this magical book is comedy gold.

Page 1. Wear smooth shoe.

Page 2. Please seat the center.

Page 3. Should make the engine broken.

Page 6. Oil in fuel tank.

Page 7. Avoid to theft.

Page 8. Draw the rod of front braking or step urgently.

Page 9. If not will happen accident.

Page 20. Wrench the main switch.

Page 21. Check before driving.