Let’s be honest. There are only two reasons to see this movie: Jessica Simpson. But you know how when you really like a movie or a TV show as a kid, and then you see it again as an adult and it totally sucks? I think that may be the case with me and dem Duke boys. I haven’t watched the TV series in at least 15 years, maybe 20. But I suspect that if I did, I wouldn’t be able to tolerate it. And I also suspect that this movie stuck pretty close to the original series, in that respect. It’s pretty hard to tolerate. Even Jessica couldn’t save it.