If you’ve ever been to AmIRight.com, you may have seen one of my favorite misheard song lyrics — Creedence’s “bad moon on the rise” in some people’s ears turns into a “bathroom on the right.”
Speaking of bathrooms, it’s only taken six months, but our bathroom remodel is finally coming to an end. I got the room painted. Gray. Well, actually, no. It’s not gray. They don’t sell gray paint anymore. They sell “Pewter Mug” or “Porpoise.” I blame the J.Crew catalog. At some point in the mid-90s, they stopped selling purple sweaters and started selling only “Eggplant” sweaters. It’s been all downhill from there.